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    organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.
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    a large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.
    josh: "i'll just get on with some work..."
    microsoft paperclip: "hello!"
    josh: *i'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*
    microsoft paperclip: "do you want to write a letter?"
    josh: "no."
    microsoft paperclip: "okay, do you need some help with that?"
    josh: "no! no! no i dont fucking want some help! piss off!!"
    *clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*

    ... 2 minutes pass ...

    microsoft paperclip: "hello!"
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